follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
are you made out of latex because condamn
that was condumb
Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
It wasn’t until it was aired that they noticed it I think.
girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
Stiles honey. Isaac is talking. That’s not where Isaac is.
I feel like Kirk leafs through the federation handbook and just finds a new rule he hasn’t broken and goes “Spock, I know what we’re gonna do today!”
Bonjour (Hello) vs. Bonne journée (Have a nice day)
#i can’t decide what’s better #the fact that you can literally see the exact moment chris realizes he said the wrong thing #the fact that he says ”have a nice day” TO HIMSELF since the interviewer is already gone by then #the fact that he says it TWICE; the second time just to be sure he got it right #the fact that all of this could have been avoided if he’d just stopped while he was ahead with ”merci” #honestly i think it’s none of these things #i think my favorite thing is zach not even waiting for the interviewer to leave before pulling out his phone #and ignoring chris so completely and without any effort #at this point chris murmuring to himself in french doesn’t even warrant a sideways glance (radiophile)
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this